just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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