school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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