ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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