Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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