Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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