Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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