The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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