I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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