Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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