Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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