remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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