you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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