just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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