He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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