office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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