As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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