So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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