So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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