they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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