Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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