I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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