it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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