And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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