I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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