I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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