new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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