the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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