Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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