why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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