there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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