fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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