I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my sisters under your porch take her home
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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