I hate your face
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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