So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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