before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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