I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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