I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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