But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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