covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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