me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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