i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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