I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
