from now on my penis is your penis
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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