the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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