you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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