Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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