In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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