I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We left an ass print on the piano.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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