sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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