Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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